WORDS AND PHRASES THAT I HATE

In our growing society of ever expanding phrases, euphemisms, and otherwise nonsense words, I have developed an absolute aversion to particular words and other combinations therof that I felt I should share. Some you'll find aren't even real words at all, but still seem to pollute our communication structures on a day to day basis. I invite anyone to go ahead and please add any additional words or phrases that generally irritate the hell out of you. Here are mine:

• moist

• supper

• panties

• chunky

• wifey, hubby, fiancee

• prego or preggers

• ointment

• titties

• vajayjay

• dog, yo, whack, da bomb and just about every overused word/phrase by Randy Jackson

• bff, omg, e.v.o.o.,ttyl, lbd, tmi;wtf, how lazy can our society get, really????

• the entire menu of starbucks except for drinks that are universally recognizable such as "coffee" and "espresso"

• twitter

• economic stimulus

• fondle (closely related to economic stimulus if you ask me)

• UGG (they are fucking UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGLY, and do not constitute a fashion statement)

• Go Green

• "....is the new black"

• whateves

• discharge

• chipper

• guestimate

• irregardless

• hearty

• tush

• hottie

• folks

• chip & dip

• lard

• perky

• "procciutt, moozarell, bruchett..."

• ay (sorry Canada)

• gee, golly (sorry Beaver)

• Maverick

• Brangelina, Bennifer, etc.

• Anywho and Alrighty

• Joe the Plumber, Joe Six Pack, and Joe Mamma (haha)

• Hate Crime (aren't MOST violent crimes based on some element of Hate? Seriously, specify "Love Crimes" next time.)

• Subprime Mortgage

I feel mutch better getting that off my chest. Really, you should try it some time